Friday, February 25, 2011

The Vampire Dreams


OK.
so i just woke up from a dream.
creepy as hell.

Let me set the scene:
A dark classroom, very scary.
The teacher was reading a story from a book,
and like primary school, each student was required to read a page of that book.
out loud.

The catch was, most of the students in that class were vampires.
And everytime the book mentioned a killing of one of the characters,
the student had to go and kill a random civilian
who looked like that character in the book in the same way.

I remember distinctively that one of the killings involved an underwater drowning.
And another involved trapping the civilian in a cage.

So, I was one of the rare ones who weren't actually a vampire,
so i was freaking out that everyone would know if i actually read about a killing
and had to kill someone for real.

So I read the page when it was my turn, and luckily for me and my partner(my partner was also a human. no idea who he was) we were reading the ending and there weren
't any more killings involved.

But at the end of the lesson, when they decided to just massacre all the human specimens in the class(yeaapp they kept human specimens in class for this activity), and they realized that my partner and I were not joining in all the blood and gore, they found out.

And they gave us a choice, to turn into a vampire, or to join the human specimens and get all our blood sucked out and die.

So I was like asking
'Is it going to be very painful?'
LIKE LOL.

anyway i became a vampire,
and i remembered the blood as being really gross.
But of course they made me kill a human as part of my initiation process.


Then I had no choice but to do it,
and i realized that blood actually tasted quite good.
Like...strawberry jam, except sweeter.
like....ALOT sweeter.
in a good way.

It was still gross, but at least it tasted good.

So i remembered the whole group going to my place.
and they saw my parents and wanted to turn them into vampires,
but i said no and told them no one was to set foot in my parents room.

then i woke up.

weird.



Thursday, February 24, 2011

All you people can't you see


So. I am back.

heh.

I did another night shift on...sunday!
I think? can't really remember.

Among all the waiters,
It was generally agreed that the worst event
is a chinese wedding.
The most troublesome, irritating and difficult.

Because the people are drinking,
the food are heavy and evercoming,
and lots of procedures to follow.

Portioning, Constant re-filling of the million types of drinks.
Clearing,Replacing of plates,
cleaning up.

I was pouring drinks when there was this woman
who kept staring at me.
for like....really long.

Then she suddenly asked me,
' You have REALLY small eyes'
I don
't know.
But i think that wasn
't a compliment.

yeap.
definitely NOT a compliment.
of course i had to smile at her
and go,
'yeaa, I get that.'
Of course most people phrase it as
'are you from china?'
But...same trait, methinks.

Another guy wanted red wine,
but he was mumbling so I couldn
't hear.
So when I brought him beer(I thought it was beer),
He went,
'No I wanted red wine'
So of course i was like
'Oh sorry sir, let me change it for you'
He then turned around and stared at me
'Do I look like a Beer person to you?'
dammit man.
can i just pour the beer on him.
HAHAHHAAA.

Been having meat.
ALOT of meat.
Had a whole chicken for lunch and dinner ytd.
and chicken leg(kenny rogers) for dinner tonight.

Beef up for NS, eh.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

All I want is to mess around


I did my first ever *drumrolls* graveyard shift yesterday!
In-Room Dining from 6pm to 3am.

Time really passes REALLY fast in a nightshift
as compared to a day shift.

I wonder why.

Maybe because it is busier at night?
Or maybe because nighttime just .... dunno.

As In-Room Dining goes, every trolley that goes up delivering food goes with a small cup of vanda miss joaqium.
So, it's really inappropriate to play with anything inedible just because it's well....inedible.
ESPECIALLY if it
's our national flower.

I have seen salt and pepper on the poor flower,
orange juice,
coke,
beer,
cigarette butts.
of course, in most cases the flower just disappears completely.
seriously?!

ahh wells.
Another nightshift today.
6pm to 11pm.
Hopefully to work as little as i can from next week on.
Going into NS soon. heh.