The Thick Book Of Simplicity

alright. daryl sabo-ed me to do this. And since I'm so bored now anyway, might as well do it.

Bold the statements that are true to you. Italicize the statements that you WISH are true.Leave the fibs alone.Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.(No mood to stab)

1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I do not watch tv these days.
3) I wear glasses or contact lenses.
4) I love to play video games.
5) I have tried marijuana.
6) I have been in a threesome.>)
7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy
8) I have changed mentally over the last year.
9) I curse
10) I am totally smart.
11) I’ve broken someone’s bones.
12) I am paranoid sometimes.
13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
15) I love sushi.
16) I talk really, really fast.
17) I have long hair.
18) I have lost money in Las Vegas.
21) I couldn't survive without Caller ID.
22) I like the way I look.
23) I am usually pessimistic.
31) I love to shop.
36) I am completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
37) I have a cell phone.
38) I believe in God.
39) I am an adrenaline junkie.
40) I watch MTV on a daily basis.
41) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
42) I have rejected someone before.
43) I want to have children in the future.
44) I have changed a diaper before.
45) I have called the cops on a friend before.
46) I am not allergic to anything.
47) I have a lot to learn.
48) I am shy around members with the opposite sexes.
49) I have made a move on a friends significant other or crush in the past.
52) I would die for my best friend.
53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.

60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
61) I study for tests most of the time.
64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.
65) I have jumped off a bridge.
66) I love sea turtles.
67) I spend ridiculous money on make up.

68) Plan on achieving a major goal dream.
69) I am proficient in a musical instrument.
70) I hate office jobs.
71) I love sci-fi movies.
72) I think water rules.
73) I went college out of state.
74) I like sausages.
75) I love kisses.
76) I fall for the worst people.
79) I dont know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
80) I usually like covers better than originals.
81) I can pick up things with my toes.
82) I can whistle.
83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
84) I have ridden/owned a horse.
85) I still have every journal I've written in.
86) I can stick to a diet.
87) I talk in my sleep
88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
89) I have jazz in my blood.
90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
91) I wear a toe ring.
92) I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
93) I am a caffeine junkie.
94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
95) I have been to over 15 conventions.
96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
97) I am an artist.
98) I only clean my room when necessary.
99) I like a person of the same sex.
100) I love being happy.


alright. now that that's done, I might as well be bored and bored and bored.
gah.
waiting for people to reply in role-plays. those are really fun, but they need a great deal of imagination and language skills.

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The Blue Maroon

so, 14 more hours to prelims. gah. this sucks.

Now to study,
I gave up on my chem already.
Aiming for As for the rest of the subjects though.
though I know it is quite impossible to get the A for physics(After that killer paper),chemistry(gave up already) and probably lit.

So, life still sucks. whee. going crazy. I really hope i can get the As. All this life of studying is driving me crazy.

Anyway, since I'm going so crazy anyway, and i keep getting distracted during the holidays, I seriously need to write a letter to the department of gaming.

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To:Department Of Gaming
Add: Yeo WenBin,
Temptation Rd
Blk 1337
From: Academic Department
Add: Yeo WenBin,
Mugging road
Blk 3.142

RE: Request for hiatus on gaming

Due to recent failures in the Academic department, the Conscious department have brought light on the factors of failure and found out that the department of gaming is directly affecting the academic department on an inverse proportional scale.

After meetings and discussions by the UMHM(United Mental Health Mayors), we have come to a conclusion that gaming schedules must be changed in order to achieve the perfect balance between the academic department and the gaming department.

So, after serious considerations, we have decided to give all members in the gaming department(directly or indirectly) a 3 months vacation to the large intestine to enjoy a fully paid for a trip at the Black Lagoon starting from today.

This would mean that the department would be on hiatus n 3 months, and all duties will be on-hold.

Hoping NOT to hear from you soon.

Yours sincerely,
Manager of UMHM
Poregly Hiustor


P.S. In other words, just ASK THE WHOLE OF THE GAMING DEPARTMENT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE I SHUT DOWN THE WHOLE DAMN DEPARTMENT!
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Alright, now that it's all done, I better revise the last few points in geography before going off to dreamland.

tatas!